Well, it is crazy, but I have actually started a new job. I am now officially employed as a newspaper girl! There are several girls in our ward who have started paper routes around the area, and I decided to jump on board. It is a perfect way for a stay at home mom to earn a little extra cash without cutting into the time with the kids. The problem is that you have to report for work at 2:30 AM!!! It then takes about 3 hours to get all the papers bagged and delivered. I know it sounds absolutely ridiculous, and really, it is, but the routes pay between $800-1000 a month, and all for just 3 hours a day! My friend, Wylie, and I decided to split a route, so we will each only do it for two weeks out of the month. That way, we will each get a break and won't get burned out too soon! We began our first day today. It was HYSTERICAL! I couldn't stop laughing the entire time, probably because I was exhausted. We went to a warehouse where we bagged our papers with the other workers, most of whom were frumpy-looking old people in sweats and hand-crocheted stocking caps. Then Wylie and I went to deliver the papers with the man who is giving us his route. He was very obviously a smoker, and his car smelled strongly of it. As we drove through the route, I was getting absolutely nauseous. I was so afraid I was going to puke. All I could think of was, "Is this really what I went to college for four years for?!" To top it off, Wylie started crying in the backseat. She claimed she was just tired, but really, it was a slightly depressing situation. We survived, and we will be back out again tomorrow!!